one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
(via ernoticon)
how do i tell my cat she’s adopted
This is what Yahoo bought.
yes yahoo bought my post. i didnt want to tell anyone bc i didnt want them to get jealous but i guess the secret’s out
That’s not your fuckin post tumblr user cowboybebopno its yahoos now they bought it
this website… I don’t even know
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me when I’m reading an M rated fic and all they do is kiss
(Source: theyfoundeachother, via crankythumbelina)
if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
sue she
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
(via penguinize)
looks like someone foiled my plan
oh come on guys my mom yelled at me for wasting her tin foil for this
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